Make this your year to finally become financially FREE! My name is James Alderdice, and I Joined funnyBiz.today because it is the Simplest, Lowest-Cost, Highest-Paying Home Business System ever created! For a Monthly Club Membership fee of Only $19.99, that's Less-than $5 a Week, just 66-Cents a Day - in other words, a Home Business that I, You & Everybody can afford - the Club's Powerful Income Opportunity software is programmed to Multiply my (and yours and everybody's) 66-Cents a Day into Over $1-Million a Year when we each sign-up just 5 Club Members! That's all we have to do is sell 5 Club Memberships each in order for You, Me & Every Club Member to Each Earn Over $1-Million a Year! (See more details below and on our Income Opportunity page). And the Club provides us the tools to make selling Club Memberships Easy! Plus, if You will Signup Now under Me today, as Your Direct Sponsor I Pledge to You to work together with You through 3-Way Calls to your Prospects, etc., to assist You in Sponsoring Your First-5, then assisting Your First-5 in Sponsoring Their First-5; and I know You will perpetuate this same Pledge of Team work with those You Sponsor. Also, the Club software tracks our earnings and deposits our Bonuses & Commissions WEEKLY into our PayPal accounts! Now, here are more details of the benefits of Club Membership:
The first powerful piece of "Financial Fitness Equipment" you benefit from as a Member is the RIGHT to Sell Club Memberships to others, better than memberships to a Physical Fitness Club, these are life-changing Memberships to a Financial Fitness Club designed to make them Millionaires! And funnyBiz.today provides you with a FREE full-featured personalized website through which to sell Memberships globally! Your FREE website includes "My Back Office" filled with Earnings Tracking, Marketing & Management Tools - you will be in business in minutes! You Earn a $20 (100%) First-Month Bonus EVERY time ANYONE Joins The Club via your website! But that's only the beginning of your earnings!
The second powerful piece of "Financial Fitness Equipment" you benefit from is the Passive Residual Income you are paid by our Club's income-multiplying 7-Level 60% Revenue Sharing Income Opportunity - The Most Powerful Income Opportunity on the Planet - Paying our Members between 40% to 60% of our Club's Total Global Monthly Membership fees! Our Club's Income Opportunity software is Programmed to Pay You Over $1-Million a Year ($97,720 a Month) simply by you and the next 6-Levels of Club Members under you selling just 5 Club Memberships each! Even if you and the next 6-Levels of Club Members under you sell just 3 Memberships each, you still Earn $3,300 a Month, that's nearly $40,000 a Year! Sell 4 Memberships each and You Earn nearly $22,000 a Month, over $5,000 a Week, more than $250,000 a Year! Again, sell 5 Memberships each and You are Earning Over $1-Million a Year! And Your Cost is Only 66-Cents a Day, Less-than $5 a Week, Just $19.99 a Month! Our Club's 7-Level 60% Revenue Sharing Income Opportunity is the SECRET to you becoming independently wealthy & may truly be your ONLY HOPE of EVER becoming Financially FREE!
If you know of a better way to Turn 66-Cents a Day into $1-Million a Year, do it! But I promise you will not find a Lower-Cost Higher-Paying Home Business System anywhere! That is why Joining funnyBiz.today is your BEST Opportunity to become independently wealthy.
The third powerful benefit of Club Membership is the Sales & Success Training, "Copy & Paste" Marketing Tools, and support you receive by Email Weekly! Truly Everything you need to succeed in your funnyBiz.today Online Home Business - All for Only $19.99 a Month!
In addition, you will learn the Bible's Ancient Secrets of wealth creation, including the Ancient Mystery of the Shemitah (Shmee-taw), which predicts a Stock Market Crash Coming on Sept. 11, 2015! Your Membership in funnyBiz.today will provide you and your family the tools & information you need, not only to survive, but actually Prosper & Thrive Financially during this Coming Economic Catastrophe!
Everybody wants to be a Millionaire - The Question is HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT? ONLY Membership in our CLUB provides you with the HOW to become a Millionaire!
GET 20 FREE LEADS WHEN YOU JOIN TODAY & FOR LIFE! When you Signup Now! Today you will receive (by email in approx. 24-hours from our Administrative Offices) 20 FREE Leads from our Lead Store - 20 people looking for a Home Business Opportunity, along with our professional sales script for you to follow! Sign-up just 2 of the 20 FREE Leads within 30-days and we will send you another 20 FREE Leads! Do it again the next month and we will send you another 20 FREE Leads; and on and on! Plus when you Join today you will automatically benefit from our FREE Co-Op Ad Program! (see details below).
Now it is time for You to take the first step toward Financial Freedom; I know You desire to be financially independent and funnyBiz.today provides You the means by which to make that dream come true.
As an Entrepreneur, You know the saying is true: Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained! And you know that a measly 66-Cents a Day, Less-than $5 a Week, just $19.99 a Month (plus a one-time $10 setup fee) is well worth spending for the valid opportunity to increase your income - even to become a Millionaire! The only question left then is which debit or credit card do you wish to use: Visa, MasterCard or Discover? Take out the card you are going to use and fill in the form on the Signup Now page and You are on your way to Turning 66-Cents a Day into $1-Million a Year! Please Signup Now NOW - As Your Direct Sponsor I am so excited & looking forward to working together with you to mutually make our financial dreams come true!
Please watch the below video from our Founder & CEO, Pastor Jim Alderdice, as he explains how becoming a Member of funnyBiz.today can make you a Millionaire by Turning 66-Cents a Day into $1-Million a Year!
FREE Leads Bonus! One of the great advantages of the 20 FREE Leads Bonus being offered to you, is that, once you are a Club Member you will be able to make the same offer to your 20 FREE Leads! Then when they Join, they will offer the same BONUS to their 20 FREE Leads - Thus the building of your 7-Level Income Opportunity & income becomes self-perpetuating! Remember, ALL it Takes to Make YOU & Them Millionaires is for Each Member to Sign-up Just 5 Members!
But WAIT! There's MORE! (I sound like a TV commercial!) But seriously, there is more, you will also receive the benefit of our...
FREE Co-Op Ad Program! Signup Now! NOW during our Pre-Launch (prior to the Launch of our public mass-media advertising campaigns which will open the floodgates to the global home-business community to come pouring in!), and YOU will be positioned as one of our Top-Tier Members at the TOP of the Company & Your FREE personal funnyBiz.today marketing website will be Programmed to Participate in our FREE Co-Op Ad Program, which means all who respond to our public mass-media advertising campaigns will be randomly directed to the websites of our existing Members - of which you will be one!
Our 2-Fold Mission from Founder & CEO Pastor James Alderdice
First, Our Mission is to Make You Financially Independent, even a Millionaire! We have designed our funnyBiz.today 3-Rank, 7-Level 60% Revenue Sharing Income Opportunity to accomplish this when You & the next 6-Levels of Club Members under you Sponsor just 5 Club Members each! How much simpler can it be! You won't find a simpler, lower-cost Home Business System anywhere that can Make You a Millionaire for Only $19.99 a Month! But there is more to "Our Mission" - a second driving purpose for our existence...
When this idea for a 7-Level income-multiplication home business system suddenly flooded my mind that day, I immediately bowed my head in prayer and right then and there committed to my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ that the Tithe, 10%, of the Gross sales generated by this home business network would be donated to God's work in this world! Therefore, every month 10% of the Gross Revenue of funnyBiz.today - $2 from every Member's $19.99 Monthly Club Membership fee - is donated to various Christian World Missions! Note that we are not just giving-away 10% of our "Net Profits," but 10% of our Gross Revenues! We support Evangelical Missionaries all over the world, the building of Churches & Bible Schools on foreign mission fields, as well as Evangelism projects across America!
As far as we know, funnyBiz.today is the ONLY Business on Planet Earth that donates 10% of its Gross Sales to Christian World Missions! Therefore God's Favor & Blessing is upon us & upon you as a Member of funnyBiz.today!
What are you waiting for? Signup Now! NOW & begin immediately Turning 66-Cents/Day into $1-MILLION/YEAR!
Income Disclaimer & Disclosure
The examples of earnings and income set forth on this website are hypothetical examples that are intended to explain the components and operation of the funnyBiz.today 3-Rank 7-Level 60% Revenue Sharing Income Opportunity. These hypothetical examples are not representative of the income, if any, that a funnyBiz.today Member will or may earn through his or her participation in the funnyBiz.today marketing and compensation Plan. These figures should not be considered as guarantees or projections of your actual earnings or profits. Any representation or guarantee of earnings based upon the earnings of another individual, whether made by funnyBiz.today or a Member, is not representative of the earnings you may or will achieve. Success with the funnyBiz.today home business opportunity results only from successful sales efforts, which require hard work, diligence, and leadership. Your success will depend upon how effectively you exercise these qualities. Because funnyBiz.today is so young, it has not yet had the ability to determine either: (1) the average earnings for all its Members; or (2) the percent of Members who achieved or exceeded the hypothetical earnings set forth within this website. As soon as this information is available, we will provide it here.